Ep. 205 - Hot topics with Jeff and Cocoa
The Jeff Brown Show with Cocoa BrownAugust 16, 202300:35:1332.16 MB

Ep. 205 - Hot topics with Jeff and Cocoa

Hot topics with Jeff and Cocoa
This is the FCB Podcast Network. Welcome to Jeff Brown. What's going on? What's going on? This is your man, Jeff Brown, and you are tuning, uh the Jeff Brown Show. I think I what have my my co host was on. I think she got disconnected again. And hold on, she's reconnecting with me. Uh, here she go, there she go, here she go. But anyway, yeah, y'all, welcome to another exciting episode of the Jeff Brown Show. While we have anyse small technical difficulties, but listen. At the end of the day, it's a great day to be alive. And I got none other than, uh, my beautiful co host on, none other than Coco Brown. She will be connecting here shortly. Also, uh, my man, we calling the hat Reverend Duron. None other than my man Darby O King Panmorrow is out today. But you know, we all send blessings and prayers to him and we look forward to connecting with him next week. Meanwhile, as my co host is trying to connect, it's a lot going on in the world. Man, all right, I'm here baby, Okay, what we're talking about? Listen? Yeah, this he goes my beautiful co host. I was I was just telling her. I was just telling her, you know, prior to prep, you know, prior to the show prep, how much I love her her new hair do, her new hair, her new hair color. I say, because she always rocked the short haircut. But now you know what I'm saying, she got this nice cherry blonde look. I'm like, damn co Okay, okay, right right, I guess it's my real hair. That hair and got their frames going. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm loving and I'm loving. I feel good? Did that feel good? And color? Don't got some don't got some stuff going on down there in Georgia with that girl. Fenny willis the prosect of the attorney the County Fulton Fulton County prosecutor seeing dieted former President Donald Trump that broke news yesterday. Uh as the grand jury, I'm sorry, the special grand jury that was selected to look at the evidence, yes ultimately came back to indict charges, to give formal indictment and charges against Donald Trump, former President Donald Trump and others in a Rico in a Rico Yahoo. And you know, I'm gonna be honest with you, that prosecutor she is very pretty. I like her, she called, Oh no, she's beautiful. She's beautiful, and you know she she I saw her. I saw her at the at the Mayor's ball, and she's very, very beautiful in person. Is she single? Yeah? She was dead with a man. I ain't looking. I ain't look at her hand though, I don't know she had she had to be there with him. But she is a beautiful woman who I don't know. I don't Yeah, you might need to do some home work for me, but aby, what I just wanted to talk about that we ain't doing us with your jaff. You ain't about to have me out here in these streets looking crazy. No, no, no, I'm saying she's above your pay grade. She's above your pay grade? Brother? Why was it? Why was it be about my pay grade? Woman? That cal I'm about to be part of? No rotation? No, she wouldn't even listen. First of all, I've grown up since the last time we talked. Okay, since last week. You ain't last week? Since last week? Okay, all right, since last week? Wow, okay, whatever you say. Okay, I'm grown up since then. But no, healing has no time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, we get over thas quick you feel me, got ain't going nowhere going It took you nine women at the same time to recognize that, not as then as the magic number. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, really ten But I okay, okay, all county count but who keep account? But I say this, you know, in all seriousness, this is significant because Donald Trump if elected to if he's re elected to be president, he can partner himself possibly from any federal indictments and charges. Right yeah. In the state he could not partner himself. So this is very interesting in how all this stuff is unfolded. This is his fourth indictment, three in the federal court district and one in the state. This is this is pretty intent stuff that's going on. And he still is the leading candidate for the Republican Party. So that just lets you know that, just lets you know that that entire party has not one moral principled five. That just let you know at this point, I'm telling you, after they let herschel Walker run, I lost all respect for the Republican Party at this point, I don't want to hear nothing. You got to say. You let herschel Walker get all the way to the possibly being in the Senate. I don't want to hear no you gonna say. And this right here is just indicative of the entire That just shows me there's not a moral principled fiber in that party, and those who are jumping ship actually have a moral principled fiber and they realized they can't go down with the Titanic. I'm telling you. It's it's am I am. So it's so funny because when I think about herschel Walker talking about that bad air. Come let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I when they let that man represent Georgia for the Republican Party, I knew then that that party was floating in the water. It was a carcass. It was a rap because I'm like, y'all just don't care. Y'all don't care. You just don't care that bad air. I'm from Tyla over here. I'm sure you understand. You said what when he said that bad air coming over sees too, that's making our air bad, that's the that's the climate plue. Oh yeah, oh yeah, something else he said? It was something? It didn't did he do something about werewolves or something about wolves or something like? What did me not talking about all I'm saying. When they sat there and was like, this is our candidate, this is the best for the job. I lost all respect for that party. It's nothing you can saying to me. Nothing. I'm looking at you like you just don't care. You will put a tree up there at the full pit and put a blue tie on it, a red tie on it. I cannot. I'm like, maybe lose all respect because I was the kind of I was the kind of person voter that I was always one that went with the best candidate. I was a floater, Okay, I would keep the real I was an independent. I was a floater. But that made me not either look at that side of the ballot no more. I don't even want to look at that side of the ballot. I will get down here and see what libertarians talking about. What the libertarians talking about? I can well listen. Let me say this, I listen. There's so much we could talk about on this topic. But let me say this. We what we are seeing is democracy is coming to light and and we just gotta, you know, wait out the process. But uh, I don't can wait out all you won't, honey, I will look. Look, I'm a vote for Jesus. Well, that's the best vote you can ever give. Okay, because at this point he owned the ballot somewhere. Yeah he might. It might be pronounced hey suss, but I'm gonna vote hey sus hey real quick before we cod Hey, I want to give my my condolesis to hip hop legend uh my google yah Man. I was like, oh man, yes, and all you people that used to make fun of him and talk trash about him, don't be posting that on your page about Magoo. Stand in your truth. I can't stand or wishy washy, freaking oor bitch, weary carrying more phones. You know you wasn't messing with that man before, and now all of a sudden you want to put up a risk in piece. Don't don't play well, you know, call him out, keep him on, keep him, keep him keep him right, keep him right, Coco, because the reality he did contribute to hip hop. He and yes, he did. They contribute to hip hop. Maybe they style was different, maybe you know, whatever the case might be, but exactly, they wrote a lot of hits behind the scenes, they did a lot of production behind the scenes, but they were they were great at what they did. So you know, I had to go out to his family and also too, the uh Clarence Avant, the black guys. I'm so yeah, yeah, I mean I watched this documentary and his documentary so powerful, him and Quincy Jones and just the history of how he made so much impact in what he was able to do. I'm talking about president former presidents like you know, who is this guy and his impact and even in the political arena, you know, as far as his business dalings and what he was able to do. Big shout out to his family and we definitely hold his family prayer. You know. Even a couple of years ago, his wife was brutally murdered when some some thugs broke into their home and they killed her. And so you know, it's just just so he's been through you know, he has a journey. He's been through a lot. But they are back together again, yep. And he will forever be lamented in our and our memories. He is a legend. I wish to God I could have met him, you know, because that man had the mightus touch. I probably would be on a number one TV show right now if oh, hey, guess what, hey, but guess what I always say it is before we go. Hey, even though Moses didn't make it it to the Promised Land, Hey, God raised up Joshua. So you just need to talk to there. You call me Room, Just call me Ruth, Just call me rum. No baby, but I'm about to front last seed. Baby, you got it? Call me Ruth. I know my scription. Hey, well listen, we'll be right back with Bob. You owe with Coco, You owe with Jeff. This is d Jeff Brown Show with Coco and Brown. We'll be right back. Got subscribe right now. iHeartRadio, Spotify and Apple podcast wherever you let's see your podcast. We'll be right back with more of the Jeff Brown Show with Coco Brown. These days, it seems like everybody's talking, but no one is actually listening to the things they're saying. Critical thinking isn't dead, but it's definitely low on oxygen. Join me Kira Davis on Jeff Listen to yourself every week as we reason through issues big and small, peak our own ideas, and learn to draw our talking points all the way out to their logical conclusions. Subscribe to Just Listen to Yourself with Cura Davis, an FCB Radio podcast on Apple on Spotify, iHeart, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is the Jeff Brown Show. Hey, what's up? It's Cocoa Brown and you're back with the Jeff Brown Show. What's out Jack Day? Hey, So listen, I gotta get into this and this this kind of touches home in Cleveland. Bitchut out to bone Thugs and harmony. Yes. Uh, they actually had a street ceremony, street signed ceremony last Friday, and then I was happy to be a part of that and just kind of, you know, talking with different people from the community, political leaders, we all just kind of got connected and just you know, reflected on uh, you know this this particular group that actually made it out of Cleveland and they actually made their marks in hip hop history, you know, and with their lyrical style, their harmony and everything like that. But news broke, uh a couple of days, a couple of days ago, that the street sign was stolen. So somebody I saw that. I saw that. Whoever got that in their bedroom above their xbox. I hope you get Ricky. I hope you get Ricky. I hope you get polio. I hope you get a medic dysentery. That is trifling with a capital T. Right, really stole they stole the side. I mean it wasn't even up forty eight hours, really it wasn't. And you know something dude got is sitting up on the wall above his xbox, his little flash green sitting on a TV trade and a bean bag. You know it ain't nobody. I'm like, come on, man, like, what is wrong with these people? You know? That hate be so real though, and it's just not Cleveland. We're seeing this in our community overaw. I'm pretty sure y'all see it down in and George Jump for sure, even though Georgia is considered the mecca for blacks, but I don't care where black folks. It's a lot of hate and it's you know, and it's an awful thing to be to have that type of hate in your heart towards your own. Like out of all the all the all the street sides in the world, you take their street side, and it's just it's I'm telling you, like I said, you know, I love my people. It's some other ones I could do without because you know, it was one of the other ones that took that sign because no black person in their right mind would do something so disrespectful, you know, Dan, Well, that was another one. You know what, I don't know, I think it was. I think it was one of these kids that's been terrorizing our communities were real here lately, and and I wish Darbille was on the day because he can, you know, we could kind of talk about a little bit and death because there has been a string of violent crimes in Cleveland with the infamous what they call Kia Boys, the kill Boys. They steal in, hijack kids, and but they're very violent. They have they terrorize neighborhoods. They are I mean, they have been out of control. So some people are suggesting that it might have been them. Some people are suggesting that it could have just been someone and just just that was on some trash and just wanted to do something and just kind of, you know, get some publicity. But they're cowardly because now they're not you know, they're not saying, hey, I took the sign. You know what I'm saying. You know people do you know, they throw they throw stones and hide their head and you know how they go. So you know, I just hope that whoever has to sign please return to sign. You don't need it, Get it out your basement, get it out your listen. I don't think the sign it's worth much money right now. I mean maybe in twenty thirty years, you know, the sign may be worse some value. They just put it up to four days ago. So come on with it, man, Come on release that, release that side and and and allow these brothers who have contributed to hip hop experience of what they need to experience and celebrate their accomplishment and just celebrate the fact that, hey, they were able to come from the mud and reach and reach success. So come on out with that and and and return that damn uh street side. Moving on eight go. Did you hear about uh, the former president Barack Obama's ex girlfriends? Do you hear about that? No? I saw that when you sent me over the notes. What is that about? So so there's this. I guess there was another autobiography or Memoriada came out and and it was talked about in the post, and that the I guess the ex girlfriend from nineteen eighty two had love letters that she kept from Obama. That's a long time to keep some some evidence written evidence, okay? Uh from nineteen eighty two. She kept his letters from nineteen eighty two and it was revealed in the letters that he talks about his imagination about making love to men in addition to making love to women. But it was in his it was in his mind about doing that. You know me, personally, I don't. I personally ain't imagining nothing like that. But uh, but that that was this time. It's this time. It's this time. There was never anything ever since. I have a problem that I have a problem with that it's his time. What does that mean? Because there are people out here who literally are sitting on dirt to use at the right time that they feel to try to discredit someone or make someone look crazy. That's why I tell people, these youngers don't understand that you out here while and everything can be recorded and documented now and brought back up. People are getting canceled for stuff that happened twenty years ago. Trying to tell these young people, watch your moves, baby, watch your moves. And unfortunately, you know, because I mean, when this man was in the presidency, you didn't decide to bring this out. The man been out the presidency for how many years now eighty eight years, He's been out and now you bring this up, So that means you just found these and you decide to make a public and then you choose to talk about this part of the letter. There's probably some beautiful stuff in that letter, but you chose this, and that man confided in you. It's making you look like a horrible person, not him. But at this point, you know what I'm saying, Hey, if I know Barack, he gonna handle it with class. He going he managed to address it. Now, if Michelle is the Chicago South Side sister that we all know her to be, she's gonna handle it with class. But don't be surprised. It's some disciples outside your dough. I know. I just I'm just saying, because you don't mess with her, man, and you know this, you know, here's my part on the now and we're gonna go to break real quick. Here's my part on that. I feel like, why do we And I'm not I don't know if this woman is black or white, but I'm just gonna assume this was Maybe she's black and I'm just assuming and and this is just my perspective. Well she might be black too. White women do this too, But I'm gonna go from the black perspective on this one, right, Why do we do that to each other? Though? Like? Why like why do we do that? And I have not verified her ethnicity again, I'm just I'm just hyping, like women do that. You know we're doing well. Women. Women are supposed to be. Women, according to time and stereotype, are vindictive by nature. Yeah, it's nineteen eighty, so you know they like the saying goals, Hell, hath no fury than a woman's scoring, and women are supposed to be who he scoring. I don't know, honey, he's been with Michelle forever, but maybe she mad, maybe she thought him in Michelle won't gonna work out. I don't know, man, I just think it's a low blow, uh to This is very low and and I and I and let me regardless of whatever he imagining, whatever it is, whatever he did back years ago, twenty twenty something, almost forty years ago, here's where I'm at exactly, here's where I'm at with it. And I'm gonna say this, Hey, man, y'all stopped doing that, y'all stopped bringing up people pass hold on because while y'all still talking about people past them, people are all growing, they're succeeding, and they're not allowing their past to stop them from achieving their goals. So for all the haters out there, you cannot disqualify person for their past because God has already given them a future, giving them exact about future. So y'all, y'all stop, find something else to do, Okay, find something else. I'm just saying, man, I'm just saying, just just find something else to do. Listen. We'll be right back. I gotta go find that's something to do on this conversion. Right, we'll be back. We're more, Jeff, We'll be back, y'all. This is Jeff. We're back and we're back. Uh. Listen, this has been it's been a great day. Hot topics. Okay, I just want to say it's been a great day. Okay, listen. In Austria, right, I don't know if you've heard about this. In Austria, there was a deadly spider called the wind the wandering spider, Okay, the Brazilian wandering spider that we're discovered in a in a grocery in a grocery store called the Penny Shop. Clear the grocery store out. Yeah, they discovered the spider because not only does it venom, can its venom kill you? Right, but also it gives a man what they call a dangerous erection. It's like permanent erection. Yeah, like permanent. Okay, strip us, strip us, strip us. So now, so now there are men enhancement companies that are are doing experiments on the venom to try to use the venom as a part of the heat mal enhancement of super vibranium viagras vibran vibr yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, trying to have that black pantherapeus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's you call it? Black Papa penis? Yes, come on, now, well I think that might be it. So so, you know, this is interesting to me that there's a that that God would allow, that God creates a spider. Can do you know how many you know, how many men, yes, would be lined up to get bit? I know ten of them personally. Well, I don't have that problem, so I don't need to get back. But uh I don't, you know, I you know, I like Spider Man, but I ain't trying to be Spider Man exactly exactly. You know what, brothers, please just get go back, get you, get you some some you know, some Tonga roots. Get you some gin sing some horny goat weed. Please don't be messing with no spider. You're gonna mess around and be out there. It's gonna be some negro out there with a daddy long legs in his hand, hoping that's the spider. Please start serious, for I know, I know it's some brother that read that, that heard about that story, and they was that Whole Foods? Was that Whole Foods trying to food the spider in the great friend? Get you a great fruit and a spider if I wouldn't get one free? Yes, please, brothers, please, it ain't that deep. Stop messing me young girls that don't know how to say. Okay, I'm gonna make something to eat right quick. Hey, it's gonna be others with Spider Man suits, like with the hey with the black Spider Man suit, the venom, you know, walking around talk about I got that venom, I got that vibranium, I got that vibranium. Yes, I ain't gonna be diving in the sea like Akwa man trying to get this vibranium. Even I don't I wouldn't even want to experience a permanent erection. Bro, it's got the hurt. It's got the hurt. It got the hurt like any man out there that's ever took by Agra and your sneaky link bailed on you and you were stuck with that for the next six hours. Just remember that, brother, Remember how you felt when your sneaky link bailed on you. All I know is I know it's a gas station pedis piel NOx. They got it right next to the white T shirt. You know they got they got the honey. You know they got the honey. Now they got the honey packing now though you know what I'm saying for that, So yeah, it's not going on. But I know that there are some brothers that look is looking for that that Brazilian wandering spider. Spider. Yes, it's called it's a wandering I wonder why it's called You know why it's called wandering Uh, because y'all are cheaters. Well, I don't think that has anything to do with it. Absolutely, it's the it's the it's the it's it's the wanderings spider because it's the cheaters that you know you got, you got you know, you know you're wrong for that. But everybody don't cheat, but the ones that do gonna be. It's gonna be a big influx of brothers going to Austria, Washington. I believe it. Well, I'm going to Austria. Yeah yeah, looking for that thing up at the pit. Still gonna be the new Dubai Hey Rush. Meanwhile, while you talking about the brothers, Tiffany Hatters is actually producing a new documentseries about successful women who are who dates homeless men? Coco, can you give a homeless man what the devil is alive? I've heard of luring my standards, but that's pushing it, okay, and mightnute Hold on a minute, Toco, man, hold on. Every homeless man got a story, though, Coco, you don't know what but every but every man ain't Tyler Perrent. Every homeless man ain't Tyler Perry. You don't end up owning a whole movie studio? No, uh no, absolutely not. Absolutely. I ain't got time to be building no brother from a box. Okay, I'm sorry. If I want to build a brother, I will order one from Amazon. He might he might need a puss though he might have been in a great space in his life in life, just at any time to catch you. I better catch you the first day of eviction. It better be the first day I'm talking about. You gotta say you gonna put it, you put You're gonna put this stuff in storage. All I'm saying is if it'd be the first day when you're collecting your stuff off the curve. Okay, ain't no dust, ain't no rain. You just got you catch him, You catch him on, You catch him on, You catch the sheriffs out at the house, putting them one. Right. I guess that's that's the only way it's gonna work. That. I'm telling the sheriffs to see who they put out to see if he's somebody I'm saying, canny, can he move all this stuff in your house? Or is he? Uh no, No, that's probably got bad bugs, probably got bad bugs and piece. So he gotta get everything new. He come with you get everything? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, you know, we out here saving broke brothers every day. But that's push it, that's pushing on cocoa. You you're selling some type of way of to day. I mean, y'all out here saving broke brothers every day? Yeah, what about brothers? Look, yes, y'all are but you know what, the devil knows what he's doing. Putting a big booty on a broke woman. He knows what he's doing. Y'all fall for it every time. That's the devil, huney, that's the devil. You know y'all packing up air mattresses every day trying to give her a better life. Don't play with me, don't play with I've used the electrical air mattress personally so they last long. Just say you look, I'm just saying, brothers, like your needs are bad? How he having to been down so far? You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying, you know, you need a pill uner your knees when you're down there. You don't know why you're doing that. She should have done it, She should have done it with brothers saving homeless women, because you know, if if the if the devil put a bad body on a homeless chick with fotif somebody gonna get her life together. But you asked me, the bad woman that's making five hundred thousand dollars a year, the go get a homeless brother living in a box. You're pushing it. Well, I say this, I'll do what I'm doing and writing on my taxes. I'll write it on my taxes. I'll say it's part of my look good way of looking at it. I don't know what together get me a tax break. I'll put them together and get me a tax break. Watch why not? I think that's a good way of looking at it. I'll call it my contribution to society. I will get in together before we before we move on. Would you make him sell a pre nup? Oh? Absolutely, and we're I'm gonna get out the relationship a box a pillow? Right? If that? And I need no bedbugs some old Jordan's from eighty two? Right, you know, do you have headlights? I need that in there, you know headlights? No, you know that's bless her heart. But no, I ain't driving up my my, my hundred thousand dollars car to a box talking about come on, maybe let's go. No, it's not gonna happen unless unless I'm taking him home. They put together I qa book show. Wow, well listen, let me we feel we go talk to show. You know, bitch shout out? You know, Coco, you are legendary for your stand up and and anything you do. I mean you He's done so much with movies, TV shows, a part of the Tyler Perry brand. Let's let's talk about Chris Tucker coming back. I think that is gonna be so funny, awesome, and I'm gonna tell you yes. And I just worked with Chris last year. With year before last, I worked on him, and it's like the brother never left. He is on fire. He's funny as all outdoors, but he's also one of the nicest, most humble people you'll ever meet. So I am here for it. Chris, go for it, brother. If you need me to open for you again, please holler, please holler. It was fun it's going down, but that you have Coco. You know what. I love Chris Tucker. Most people say I look like him. I don't know if that's true enough. Lord, and you know what, Coco. You know you also be trashed day you're talking about be real? I mean really, I mean really, I think kill I got people, got keenan Keenan, Yes, Keenan, Yes, Chris no, jesus keen it. That's all right? Take that? Yes, said yes, Cedric, Yes, Chris No. Picks out out to the to sed An Entertainment, letting himself. Yes, you need to claim your sign, Jeffers out here, I here rogue it. Damn right, come on claiming what anyway? I'm just saying, what are we learning today? As we wrap up this phenomenal show, another day of hot topics and joke and laught What did you learn today? I learned today that until I see Tiffany pick up a man off skid Row, I'm not here for that show. Uh. And I've also learned that Chris is about to kill the game, and some VET comics that's been in the game getting all the tours is about to be shook because Chris is about to come back. And I also learned that if I get hold of this spider, I'm about to be much Okay, God, you know what I learned to day? I learned what I learned that DARBYO is heading up the investigation for the sign that was stolen from bone Throws in Harmony Streets Ceremony. So that's why he ain't here. That's that's why he ain't he walking around on the beach Middle Texas. He's gonna find it. It's gonna be in somebody basement next to an old who table with three days. Yeah, he's a part he's an investigative reporter. Yes, yes, that's Beach. Yep, he's gonna find it. He's gonna find nobody, can't. I know that's right. When listen, listen, what did you learn to day? That's what I did learn That what you learned, That's what I learned. And I was also also learned that you didn't. That's I showed it. Bless my heart. Okay, you know what, it's been a long day, honey, this is what our first one. I don't have my hat wig on. When I have my hat wig on, my memory better you know what I'm so No, listen, I love me so Coco Brown. Okay, all all the way out to life. But listen, y'all, we gotta go listen. What you gotta go to I already Apple Podcasts by wherever you get your podcast. Listen. We love you, God love you, and it's not good than the world. You can do about it till next time. It beats O. Welcome to This has been a presentation of the FCP podcast Network, where Real Talk lives. 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